Roaring Corgi

Happy Holidays

Crazy Dog says he hearts you.

Xmas sweaters look awesome on Crazy Dog

You can so totally tell that Crazy Dog loves these things. Really.

Dear haters, you can absolutely please ignore the pinch collar around his neck in that last picture, or what crazy pet parents at the local dog park like to refer to as a DEATH COLLAR or a TRACHEA-CRUSHING COLLAR. Me? I call it freaking genuis.

Also please if you are ignoring things? Please ignore my lame-lounge wear, or what i call my "lounging around the house debating whether i should go to the gym but instead will dress up my dogs in sweaters and take pictures of my dogs omg that is a great idea i love me" wear.

So Emo

Had a conversation with a guy at my office today. And he is emo. No matter what he tries to deny. His name is A. The letter. Even that is emo.

Me: we're being emo in here
Me: you would fit in
Me: <slaps knee> AHAHAHAHA
Me: but true
Friend:...i'm not emo
Me: whatEVER
Me: come in here and just tell me you don't like this song
Friend: is that you playing "Boston"?
Me: yeah
Friend: i love that song

And now the song for those of you not emo enough to know it (they disabled embedding of the actual video - lame - so here it is in it's real format, please forgive the ultra stupid video this user made and just listen to the song):

Letter to Los Angelenos on a Rainy Day

Dearest Fellow Drivers on the 5 Freeway,

There are certain things I would like to tell you; things I think you should know; things that will make you a better person.

Windshield wipers are good to use when it's raining. You see, they wipe away the rain that hits your windshield. Some smart person named those suckers appropriately didn't they! Usually you turn them on with a switch that is near your steering wheel. Oh, a steering wheel? That's what makes your car go straight and not cross those little white lines that separate your lane from mine. Right? Weird concept, I know.

Also headlights help you see better. Just a thought. Do with it what you will.

Brakes should not be used on rainy roads as they would in normal conditions. The road is now wet, which equals different from what you are used to.

Oh and because it's raining, it probably is better if you don't ride the ass of my car like you would when it's dry and sunny out. I heard it has something to do with safety or some BS like that. Lame, I know.

And rain? I'm not sure if you saw this news item on Google's home page, but it totally doesn't kill you. Bear with me here. Rain is WATER. Holy crazy notion Batman! When that stuff hits your windshield, it will not melt your car, so you do not need to apply your brakes, slow to 25 mph, or change lanes wildly in order to avoid said "water."

So Los Angelenos out there, in the interest of other fellow drivers, I thought I might write you a letter to let you know about some of these cool facts I learned.

You know, so hopefully this will help me get to work a little safer and quicker. I hope you found this letter helpful.

Watch this below informative video that will help you understand that doing stupid, asinine things like cutting people off on the road while it's wet? Well, it's not a great idea.

And Merry Christmas to you, you bunch of terrible drivers, I love you and I always will.

xoxo,

Editor
Roaring Corgi

Bar Mitzvah Anyone? Game Time!

My partner and I have this favorite game we play in the car. (No, ew.)

I have a retarded Pioneer AVIC D1 after market piece of crap in my car. And while it has very few redeeming qualities and the touch screen works as if it was designed by a bunch of cross-eyed lemurs with Tourette Syndrome, it does have one thing going for it.

XM Radio.

You see XM not only plays songs the FM channels would never play (HELLO!? Who even has time to play other music when the whole station NEEDS to play every Killers song ever recorded omg?!?! <-- Pretty sure that is how every DJ in LA feels. At least I assume so based on the programming.)

My deliciously designed graphic user interface (read: insanely out dated, ugly, bright, I mean just look at that image) only shows so many characters. So when the bands or songs get cut off, we find ourselves giggling over the ridiculous ones we insert instead.

Let's play! Rules: Band name and song character limit: 16

So for one, that image above that I found on Google is full of crap because "The Red Hot Chili Peppers" would really be: "the red hot chil" or "red hot chili pe" and I am not EVEN GOING TO GO THERE on that last one.

So band: 16 characters
Song: 16 characters

On the way to Thanksgiving we had a field day with this one:
My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade

It showed:
My Chemical Roma
Welcome to the B

Some of our ideas....

BAND
1. My Chemical Romans
2. My Chemical Romance Novels
3. My Chemical Romantic Chick Flick Movies
4. My Chemical Roman Legion

SONG
1. Welcome to the Bathtub
2. Welcome to the Birthday Party
3. Welcome to the Bunny Parade
4. Welcome to the Breeding Farm
5. Welcome to the Blondes

Our favorite combo was this one:
My Chemical Roma Tomatoes
Welcome to the Bar Mitzvahs

Serious. Just try to top that. No really, fill up my comments. I like comments.

It's okay to sell my daughter into slavery?

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The new recruit

This is the new addition to the family, well, my brother's family.  Her name is Dottie. And she is super adorable. And only 10 months old. I mentioned her in this post.

That other wonky looking dog is Eva. In case you were confused.