Crazy Dog, in case you weren't aware, has intestinal problems. For some history lessons, see here, here, and here. So every morning my partner tries to feed that damn dog and on a regular basis, he will refuse to eat. There is a mathematical formula to predict the future when that happens:
CD refuses to eat + any human pack member leaving the house = violent, disgusting bile puke all over the floor
Where he used to actually make it to the tile floor to clean out his stomach fluids, he is now heading toward the bathroom door where there is carpet. Why?
I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS EXCUSE FOR AN ANIMAL DOES ANYTHING HE DOES.
So we started putting a towel in front of the bathroom so if he had to puke, well then fine, let him puke. He would just have to puke on a towel rather than the carpet. Once we started this he just stopped puking, refused to puke on this silly towel. For the love of anything holy, thank you.
Then. Then today he thought well crap, I can just puke IN FRONT OF the towel, therefore still puking on the carpet, therefore thwarting the humans again.
Thanks for listening. I just remembered I needed to go post a free dog on Craigslist.